It’s ‘Christmas Eve Eve’ as this blogpost goes out, and for those of us who celebrate a traditional Christmas, this day usually means running around in the chaos of Manhattan, or Oxford Street, or whatever the equivalent is in your town. There’s a lot of stress involved as you try and prepare to relax on Christmas Eve (hopefully) and Christmas day. In the UK, and parts of the US and Canada, one Christmas Dinner tradition involves Christmas crackers, where two people pull either end of a tube that pulls apart with a bang, giving the ‘winner’ a hat, a silly gift and an awful ‘cracker joke.’ Perhaps this last element is there to release any tension and stress built up over the last month, as you relax into your Christmas meal. For that reason, we’ve got some awful cracker jokes below, to help ease some of that holiday season panic.
Doctor Doctor, I broke my leg in four places!
Well don’t go back to any of them then!
What’s the best time for a dentist appointment?
Doctor Doctor, I think I need glasses!
You certainly do, this is a bank.
What did Santa say to the smoker?
Please don't smoke, it's bad for my elf!
Doctors and their handwriting:
Isabel necessary in a hospital?